is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
The adults are the big ones right?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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