dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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