omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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