I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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