How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have demons in me.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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