I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Sext me about skeletons
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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