Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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