she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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