Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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