3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
It's like God shit irony all over that family
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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