How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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