Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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