i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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