please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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