well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i dont even know how to be here
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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