I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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