a queef is a wish your heart makes.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
how drunk are you?
Several
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
