whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
