with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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