i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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