Whoa Z and x make the same sound
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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