i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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