actually, I'm a sock model
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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