So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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