I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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