Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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