He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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