Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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