hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I am spending my child support on dildos
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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