Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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