Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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