found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I smell stomach acid.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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