hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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