By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
she smelled like a LAN party
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
