We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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