bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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