4 words: hood of his car
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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