Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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