everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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