Me. At least after what I've been through.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
