This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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