so explain again why im purple
no
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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