Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
vagina is talking i cant
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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