i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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