I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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