He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
You need a sexual gate keeper
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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