And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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