well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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