Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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