Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
