Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
ok first of all what the fuck
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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